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MILITARY FOOTAGE
Launch of a French Eryx Anti-Tank Missile
French Missile (955k WMV)
Iraq VBIED On The Road (Lucky to be
alive!) VBIED - Very Big Improvised Explosive Device
Iraq Roadside
Bomb (2.72 MB MPEG)
Why It Is A Bad Idea To Aim A Rocket
At U.S. Marines
Classic footage of an inexperienced
Iraqi militia recruit aiming an RPG down the street and
getting his ass whooped in a hurry. Nice slow-mo and super-slow-mo
shows a piece a "bark" flying off of his skull
from pre-emptive machine gun fire. Gotta love his arm
getting shot off, too...
Ineffective Rocket
Launch Attempt (870k WMV)
Iraqi Insurgent Not Watching His Back
While Firing an RPG (same as above)
Iraqi RPG Firing
Attempt (2.2 MB MPEG)
Jihad Trainees
Not the sharpest tacks in the box .
Jihad Trainees (2.1MB WMV)
Aircraft Carrier Landing
Cockpit video of an S3 Viking
landing on an aircraft carrier.
S3 Viking Landing
(2.5MB WMV)
M1A1 Abrams Tank Footage
World's best Main Battle Tank,
rocking around the Fort Knox test track. Some footage
looks like it was from Ft. Irwin.
M1A1 MBT (3.95MB MPEG)
M1A2 Abrams Tank Footage
World's best Main Battle Tank
(plus 1), rocking around the Fort Knox test track.
M1A2 MBT (3.61MB MPEG)
Al-Zarqawi's "Safe House"
Being Destroyed by Two 500-lb Bombs From F-16's
Footage Courtesy of Military.com
This F-16 gun-camera footage shows the devastating effects
of one relatively "small" MK-82 free-fall, nonguided
general purpose 500-lb bomb on a residential target. The
bomb is equipped with the mechanical M904 (nose) and a
radar-proximity FMU-113 air-burst fuze and an explosive
charge of 192 lbs. of H-6 explosive chemical composition.
Note that the house in question is illuminated "hot"
like a bullseye before the first bomb hits. This is thermal
image footage, so I don't know what made the target so
"hot" and such an obvious target against the
other background homes and serious foliage. Looks like
about 2 square blocks around the house are destroyed by
the first bomb's blast damage. The same F-16 then comes
in from an opposing angle and plants another MK-82 right
on the rubble, to make sure nobody walks away. Twin
500-pounders Kill al-Zarqawi (3.18MB WMV)
MH60K Blackhawk Helicopter - MOSUL,
IRAQ
MH-60K Blackhawk DAP (Deep Attack
Penetrator) Gunships in Mosul, Iraq. Pretty cool display
of the 7.62mm Minigun and larger 30mm cannon rounds followed
by 2.75" rockets pounding the enemy. MH60
Show Of Force (3.6MB WMV)
Main Battle Tank
Watch the video
montage (1.42MB Windows Media Viewer) of 67 Tons
of Armor at 50+ miles-per-hour through nasty terrain and
the main cannon still stays on target.
Humvee Fires A LOSAT (Line Of Sight
Anti-Tank) Missile
Watch the precision
hit (695kb Windows Media Viewer) as a Humvee fires
a LOSAT missile at a tank.
Truck Drives Into A Crash Barrier
A new anti-terrorism crash barrier is
tested (680kb Windows Media Viewer) with a
large dump truck. The truck never had a chance.
B2 Spirit Stealth Bomber
Don't mess with the United States, man.
This very scary video
(1.6MB Windows Media Viewer) shows the power and accuracy
of a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber going through its paces.
Bombing Bad
Guys
NOTE: The footage on this WMV is actually a CAS (Close
Air Support) attack by an F-16 in Fallujah. From
an Afghan/Iraq Veteran: "I think it has been
posted elsewhere on the web incorrectly, leading to a
common misconception. No B-2 footage from inside the actual
B-2 Spirit aircraft has been publicly released as they
have not utilized Laser Guided Bombs in combat. They have
used JDAMS."
Islam Suicide Belt Construction
Here's how to strap on some bad
ass explosives and go see some theoretical virgins...
Suicide Belt (1.63MB WMV)
FIGHTS
Two Whitetail Bucks In A Bitchslap Boxing Match From Hell
I've never seen bucks do this in the wild or in captivity. I wouldn't want to go head-to-head with a buck flailing hooves at me like this! (Special thanks to George McElvy for sending me this gem!)
BuckFight (5MB WMV)
Street Fighter
It's always best not to show off "too" much before the fight begins...
Street Fighter (2MB WMV)
BMX Kids In a Street Fight
BMX Kid Fight (2.3MB WMV)
Surfer Fight
Two surfers beat the crap out of each other on the
beach
Surfer Fight (6.9MB MPEG)
Snowboarder Fight
A nice lightning punch gets thrown to start it off
Snowboarder Fight
(5.2MB WMV)
Two Kids In a Street Fight, White Kid
Getting OWNED
Kid Fight (4.5MB WMV)
Two VERY Large Guys In a Bareknuckle
Backyard Fight
Looks like they kept it pretty
sporting...
Bareknuckle Heavyweight
Fight (6.5MB WMV)
Southern California Girl Fight Part
I
Girls beating the crap out
of each other.
Southern California Girl Fights Part
II
Some more ass-kicking
from girls. Someone should have stopped this one in the
first thirty seconds. Five minutes of belting each other
is a little much. Still fun to watch, though.
Wrong Side of a Fight
Showing that if you are not born to fight, just avoid a fight. This young man knows how to fight, and the poor sucker just got it.
PURE HUMOR
Standup Comic's Very Funny Story About His First Blowjob
Blowjob Story (4.75MB
WMV)
Inexperienced Young Tart, Trying To Fire A Desert Eagle .50AE Desert Eagle
Note the T-Shirt Proclamation From the idiot showing her how to fire this pistol. "Fuck Y'All"
Did they fire this in a city park somewhere? What is up with the fountain? Where did they do this?
Girl With Desert Eagle (1.66MB
WMV)
Hillclimb to Beat All Hillclimbs
This guy found a great line!
Desert Hill Climb (756k
WMV)
Bad Dinner Manners - 1950 Style
Whoa there, darling!
Watch what you opine in 1954! (5.6MB
WMV)
No Whoppers???
The OutTakes of when Burger King told customers that there were no more Whoppers!
No Whoppers? (3.79MB
WMV)
Internet Dating
Careful with those webcams, kids!
Internet Dating Flash (2.2MB
WMV)
Drunk Friend Alarm Clock
When Firecrackers have gone bad!
Bloody Back (2MB
WMV)
Bloody Back
Mercury and shards of glass in your back?
Bloody Back (2MB
WMV)
The Real Reason Why The Yankees lost
to the Red Sox in the 2007 World Series
Watch the gal behind the CATCHER as the pitcher throws
the ball...Pay attention to her left hand!
Pitch Distraction (2MB
WMV)
How About An Oil Change?
How NOT to pull in for a quick
15-minute oil change! Thanks to Noah for sending this
gem...
Oil Change Gone Wrong (1.9MB
WMV)
Subtitles...
Live in Tikrit...
Subtitles (1.2MB WMV)
Bush - BeatBox...
Bush and Cheney are doing the
mix beat...
Bush-Cheney Mix (1.2MB
WMV)
Like on the Discovery Channel
Make sure you have your sound
turned on for this one. Probably the funniest monkey video
I have ever seen in my life.
A Day in the Tree (1.9MB WMV)
The Proper Way To Arrest a Terrorist
Sometimes Spain gets things right.
Arrest a Terrorist (1.7MB
WMV)
Dumb Ass Award Winner
I'm not exactly sure how someone
could be this stupid, but they had the brilliant idea
to try to shoot a large rocket out of their ass. And they
were equally brilliant in deciding to shoot a video of
it.
Ass Rocket (1.33MB WMV)
Welsh Beer Bong
Leave it to the sophisticated
Welshmen to do crazy shit like this...at least they weren't
completely wasting the beer! (Not for the weak-stomached...hell,
nobody should watch this, in fact!)
Welsh Beer Bong (4MB
WMV)
Special thanks to James R. from the UK who corrected
me that these are Welshmen, and NOT Irishmen! Thanks,
James!
One Cool Dog
This is possibly the coolest
dog in the world...
Two Legged Dog (5MB WMV)
Muslim Rave Party
Some Mullah is going nuts about
something...see what Ecstasy does to you, kids? Note the
one guy who runs up and does the "Seinfeld Episode
tapping the top of the head" maneuver, signaling
that he needs assistance. We used to use that for speed
control while kneeboarding behind speedboats!
See the Party (2.13MB
WMV)
This Video Was Originally Called "Stupid
Dog"
I call this dog the "Brashest
Little Large Cajones Dog!" Brave little sucker grabs
a firework tube and sees what is happening and actually
holds on to it! I love this little dog!
Wiener Dog Retrieves
a Firework (780kb WMV)
You Stupid Americans and Your Subtitles!
Interview with a Zarqawi-wannabe, who gets
irate over CNN subtitles! (Very funny)
No Subtitles!
A Lesson About Fire and Gasoline
Two German "Fickenidiotens" turn a bonfire into
a bomb.
June 9, 2005
Fickenidiotens
(2 MB WMV)
The "Squirrel Flinger"
A little mean, but I'll bet the little sucker was fine...
February 15, 2005
The Squirrel
Fling Trap (1.27 MB WMV)
Bear Goes Boing
Better Than Hitting The Turf, I Guess (1.85 MB WMV)
Don't Touch The Alpha Monkey There! He's Busy...
Don't Touch There, Little Dude! (1.89 MB WMV)
Hog Hunting, Texas Style!
February 4, 2005
A fan of my website, Doug from Texas, sent
me this movie clip of some serious downing
of hogs.
Volkswagen Polo
February 2, 2005
One tough little
car...too tough for terrorists. (Not a real VW ad,
for you newbies out there...)
This Guy Was Just DRIVING!!!
One Drunk Doofus who probably could not sign the citation against him.
The Jacuzzi Accident
"How long is this going to take?" Whoops, too long...(WARNING: Poop Humor!)
Why Men Don't Listen
Small distraction
Not Listening (1.21MB WMV)
WEAPON HUMOR
Bullet Art
Very high-speed camera footage of bullets striking various objects. Note the amount of back-splatter that occurs on every wet target? On mostly-liquid objects, the object explodes almost equally in both directions along the bullet trajectory plane. Every cop and soldier who has had to shoot someone at close range has told me about this. Special thanks to Toivo for sending me this.
High Speed Camera Bullet Art (3.27MB
WMV)
Girl -vs- Desert Eagle
Note the boyfriend's T-shirt. That says it all.
Girl -vs- Desert Eagle, and the Eagle Wins (1.66MB
WMV)
WEAPONS GENERAL
Dry Creek Military Class III Weapons Fired
Dry Creek (2.72 MB MPEG)
Glock 18 Pistol Firing Full Auto
With a cyclic rate of 1200 rounds per minute,
the Glock 18 in 9mm parabellum is actually faster than
the MAC10 machine pistol (which fires at around 1100 rpm).
They make a pretty devastating little close quarters gun!
July 14, 2005
Glock 18
Full Auto (675k WMV)
New
Glock 18 Video Link Courtesy of Jordan P.
This one is pretty lengthy. I'll cut it down a bit and
post it directly on my server. Pretty interesting video,
though!
Glock 18
With Drum Magazine (1.8MB
WMV)
Jerry Miculek - World Record Pistol
Shooting
February 8, 2005
How fast
is fast? He fired 12 rounds (one reload) on target
in 2.99 seconds from the draw.
Some LONG Shots At Whitetail Deer!
Long Pokes at
Deer
AIRCRAFT
F-14 Blowout
An F-14 Tomcat breaking the sound barrier and then blowing up in mid-air
SeaKing Bad Put-Down in el Agua
He actually almost had it, until
the cockpit filled with water! Took too long to shut down
the rotors!
SeaKing Losing It (1.6MB
WMV)
Rescue Gone REALLY Bad
I think the rescue swimmer who
got tossed off might not have survived.
Rescue Gone Wrong (691k
WMV)
How To Test The Breaking Point of Front
Landing Gear
He should have aborted the landing
long before this happened...
Boing Boing (338k WMV)
KC-135 Doing a Rather Low Fly-By
Something that can only be done
in a combat zone!
KC-135 Low Fly-By (4.5MB
MPEG)
Air Force Thunderbird F-16 at an Idaho
Air Show, 2003
An "external" view
of a maneuver that went awry and the pilot punches out
before disaster...
Thunderbird - External
Ejection View (1.33MB WMV)
And now for the "reality"
of it? - Air Force Thunderbird F-16 at an Idaho Air Show,
2003
An "internal" view
of a maneuver that went awry and the pilot punches out
before disaster...shows you how quick they have to react
to avoid death when doing these maneuvers!
Thunderbird - Internal
Ejection View (4.1MB WMV)
Airbus A321 Trying To Land In A HOWLING
Crosswind
Watch as this aborted landing
very nearly ends in complete failure.
A321 Crosswind Landing
Abort (2.3MB WMV)
Boeing 747 Extreme Landing
Watch as this 747 Goes left.
747 Crosswind Lading (2.3MB WMV)
Boeing 777 and 747SP Crosswind
Landing Tests
Video shows Boeing test pilots determining
the demonstrated crosswind landing limits on the 777 and
the 747SP. The engineers make educated guesses, but then
the test crews have to go actually prove the numbers.
They sneak off to Brazil to do these tests at a certain
remote BAF airbase famous for its continual atrocious
crosswinds. Should the gear sideloads be excessive and
fold one up, there is nobody there to take nasty pix for
the Airbus guys to wave around in the press.
Crosswind Nightmare Landings
(3MB WMV)
C-130
See a crash
video (640kb Windows Media Viewer) of an experimental
C-130 with short-runway landing retro-rockets that fired
too early and crashed the aircraft. Can you say "hard
landing?"
LAW ENFORCEMENT
Fleeing Felon Shooting Back At The
Cops
Pretty amazing dash-cam footage
of a serious misbehaving felon. One of the most righteous,
aggressive take-downs of the bad guy I've ever seen at
the end.
Why Shooting At Cops Is A Very
Bad Idea (5.3MB WMV)
Car Wreck
Missing the stop signal!
Car Wreck Missed Light (2MB WMV)
MILITARY HONOR
Anheuser-Busch's "Welcome Home"
TV Commercial
Quite possibly the finest television
commercial ever produced. It brings tears to my eyes every
time I view it.
Welcome Home (1.67MB WMV)
Fighting in Fallujah, Iraq
November 11, 2004
Some good ass-kicking
footage (5.6MB Windows Media View) of our troops giving
them hell. One scene showing a soldier getting nicked
in the head with a sniper round, but he appears to have
gotten very lucky. (Courtesy of Military.com)
SPEED
Suzuki Hayabusa
A very fast filmed run on a Suzuki Hayabusa
Going Fast (1.66MB
WMV) |
