little old lady from North Carolina had worked
in and around her family dairy farms since she
was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work
and little compensation... and when canned Carnation
Milk became available in grocery stores, she read
an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best
slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk
is best of all...." and she said, "I
know all about milk and dairy farms... I can do
sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black
limo drove up in front of her house... a man got
out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry
so much, we are here to award you $1000, even
though we will not be able to use it...."
Here is her entry:
Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul.
No buckets to wash, no shit
to pitch, just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!