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Sammy Hagar Says He's An Alien Abductee
March 28, 2004
Musician Sammy Hagar has admitted having close encounters with apparent aliens. It takes courage to stand up to the ridicule of the media, and I'm glad Hagar has it. I wasn't sure whether to file this story under "Humor Pages" or "News" though...
David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar at the 2002 MTV Music Awards. quotes Hagar as saying, "It's been a long, long time, but back in about '68, in Fontana, California, I had this unbelievable experience.I'm a firm believer-have seen, have felt, have been contacted three or four different times. I have received information that has been valuable in my life from those people, and they have used me. I'm gonna sound like a complete nut here, but they have used me in an experimental fashion. The easiest way to put it is that they downloaded my brain information. When I was about 19 or 20, they downloaded everything that was in my head. And I caught 'em doin' it! I woke up in the middle of the night, thinkin', 'What's goin' on?' They were like, 'Oh, my god, he's waking up!' But this was all telepathy-there were no words being spoken. And as soon as I woke up-it was probably three o'clock in the morning-my whole room was so bright that I could hardly keep my eyes open. I was wide-awake, I could not move, eyes open, white room, they were still disconnecting-and when they did, it just went 'bang!' Everything went back to normal, back to black. I was shaking, I almost passed out, I was sick to my stomach and almost had to throw up, it was so scary.

"It sent me on a course of curiosity. I bought a telescope, and I started reading UFO books, and I just got into the whole thing. And since then, there have been three or four other contacts with the same group of people. I don't know who.they are, but I've narrowed them down to a people called the Nine, who are called that because they're from the Ninth Dimension. I've named my publishing company the Nine Music after them. It's a crazy thing, man. But to me, anyone who thinks we're the only ones here, despite the vastness of the entire universe, is.crazy. Those people gotta be put away-not the guys having these contacts!"

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